Stupidest moment while drinking or drunk (Read 304 times)

[thewookster]

Was down the pub last night playing some pool while watching the FA cup on the telly with a few of my mates.

Then we got onto your most stupid or embarrassing moment while you were a bit drunk.

So I thought I would share.

After a night on the sauce about 7 years ago. There was some chick I knew that really liked me so I decided at 3am to give her a text asking "what she was up to"

She replied just leaving my sisters will be back at hers in about an hour. So I was like wahay. So started to make my move to her flat.

Now she lives in a row of flats above some shops and to get there you have to go up a flight of stairs which was a mission and a half. I started knocking on her door no answer. Then I heard someone shout "Scotty" I was like huh, and there she was coming down the road.

Now normally there is some railings to stop people falling off the edge but they had been removed because they were being repaired. So I have no idea why I started walking forward towards her while speaking to her, and I remember her shouting "STOP" and I fell off the edge and landed smack on the floor.

After numerous X-Rays I was found to have broken my leg in 2 places and dislocated my shoulder.

As you can tell I felt a complete prick the next day.

But i'm glad I was a bit boozy because it didn't start hurting until i had woken up the next day.

So that my silly story, feel free to add your own

[swampy]

Years ago when I was in the Restaurant Business (A Wine Bar) a very hot women would come in. I was always very polite, How are you,etc. One night she walked in when I was closing it down.. Asked for a glass of wine, then said "Don't you think we should end this charade? I live 2 blocks away"

Of course! I replied, grabbing 2 bottles of wine I walked her to her apartment.. The sad thing was.. I had taught 2 wine classes earlier and was pretty drunk. After the hellos,the 2 bottles of wine, etc..we got down to the "dirty"

I passed out in 5 minutes on top of her.. Being a New Orleans Women.. she threw me out on her porch naked and tossed my clothes on top of me.. It was 32f.. damn!

It gets better.. she lived across from a local bar I like and a friend was in there watching me get tossed out.. Half the bar came out to laugh at me. My friend got me home..

[thewookster]

Thats funny

At least you got home though. I have something about a mate who tried to get home.

This is going back a few years but he was pretty much on the verge of passing out so he was like right lads i'm off home. We were like alright, thinking he booked a taxi or something.

The next day I decided to pop round his house. I was walking down the road towards his house and all I heard was some coughing and spluttering coming from some bushes.

Startled me a bit because it could have been a peeping tom or some weirdo, but no it was Badger who decided 20 yards is too far and just fell into a bush and fell asleep there.

[chudz]

Ah good stories...

Mine hearkens back to a visit to a friend at his college of choice. We were drinking for a bit, then decided to go meet another of his friends after his class let out.

Of course, having imbibed a significant amount of beer prior to arriving, I felt the necessary urge to urinate. Thus, upon seeing a potted plant in the hall, I thereby commenced the watering of "said" plant. Unfortunately, that was only fifteen seconds before classes let out, and the hall filled with people.

Just no way you can stop in mid-stream!

[MARS^]

This stories are so funny : D

I have a lot of stories, but the are not as good as this ones.
A few weeks ago I lost my memory card(mobile-phone) and my socks. And my vodka...
I decided to go home. At home I noticed I forgot my girl...:/
I wanna to forget this...ARRRG

[thewookster]

I've forgotten my missus before ;D

Was out at some club when we only just moved in together, I got a bit drunk and thought I've had enough booked a taxi and went home.

About 3 hours later my missus called asking where I was. I was like I'm in bed, why?? Then realised what I done ;D

I had left my missus with some of my mates who were completely trashed. She was not best pleased.