Just got this from the drunk thread @ QL by Lolzy
200 mark incoming
biggest clan evah
Drunk Clan aims at being the largest QL clan ever created, a drunk clan that is. We've got:
o Women
o Men
o Hamsters
o Beer (regional and global)
o Vodka
o Gin
o Whiskey
o Hamsters
o Ducks
o Mutated French fries
o And many more...
Joining drunk Clan gives you obvious benefits!
You ask what are they? Well...I'll write just a few:
o being a member of a huge clan with its roots and sneaky connections everywhere in the world (hell, we even own Marshall Islands!)
o having support and camraderie of fellow alcoholics
having freedom of playing drunk and getting applaud, not hate, from fellow clanmembers
o ability to have loose aim or loose game skill - we all know that Drunk Technique gets you 80% acc*
o friendly environment in which you can train, play and have fun with equally thinking and equally inept people
*(in minus, i.e. in reality you get 20%. Consult your local pharmaceutist or doctor as getting acc over 20% can be dangerous to your health)
Requirements are as follows:
o Good spirit and good manners (people who abuse the tag will fly out of the window faster than the speed of light)
o Willingness to play some friendly scrims and weekly training sessions
o Any game skill - we aim at fun, not at stats. Although if you're mentally disabled please ask your leagal guardian to play instead - we don't want teamkillers et consortes in our clan.
Write in this thread if you want to apply, you'll be processed on the go.
Just remember one thing:
Swampy is God.
Wookster is God v.2
Lolzy is your friend.
TomaccoMARS has awesome nickname.
Martinheterjag is a good man.
Kanzo kills people for breakfast.
Brilliant Lolzy
My goal is to promote the clan so we'll get enough members to rule the scene lol 
