Dear Abby.. (Read 255 times)

[swampy]

Dear Abby,

Last night I let my Malti-Poo out at 3 Am. She came back in 5 minutes whimpering and very scared.
I walked out and saw someone sitting on the next door porch. I asked him if he did anything to my precious?

He responded.. That rat of a dog? I threw a brick at it. Come over here and talk about it. So I did.
He gave me something called mescal.. and I awoke in the Hallway next to my door in my own puke.
Any advice on what to do?
I'm very perturbed.... Thank you... I do remember that he said he played Quake Live..

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[triode]

Maybe your dog needs to work out yo.

[shakeandbake]

My advice

Go outside late at night and with a saw cut through the back legs off his favourtite chair, not all the way through. clean up any mess you make and the sit back and watch.

The other alternative would be to smear honey around the back bottom part of his chair and watch the bees congregate.

[DocP]

Is this your dog ?

[thewookster]

Jul 1, 2011 16:15:32 GMT -6 DocP said:

Is this your dog ?

That was funny.

We have 5 dogs and if they wanted something from the fridge they'd just go get it during the night ;D We don't know which ones the culprit but have had to put a lock on the fridge

[DocP]

Jul 1, 2011 0:12:32 GMT -6 triode said:

Maybe your dog needs to work out yo.

OMG. I'm giving up drinking. That can't be real.