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Post by swampy on Jul 10, 2011 8:07:38 GMT -6
If you have a Drinking Problem.. Contact me..
I am a legal "Reverend" in the State of Louisiana.. I can console,marry, etc..
So don't hesitate to contact me with your drinking problems. For a small donation.. I will attempt to cure your life. (Paypal only)
Rest assured that your donation will not go to my many mistresses or eating out in high end Restaurants.
We will use your donation to upgrade our Internet services.. We need a 50 meg line and 5 Tb's of server space for our special movies.(18+ of age only)
Thank you..
(This has been a message from The Reverend Swampy)
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DocP
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Post by DocP on Jul 13, 2011 16:00:02 GMT -6
Dear Reverend swampy. I've run out of mixer for my vast collection of spirits. What should I do ?
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swampy
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Post by swampy on Jul 13, 2011 18:22:29 GMT -6
Dear Reverend swampy. I've run out of mixer for my vast collection of spirits. What should I do ? Dear docpossible.. I certainly would not suggest that you water anything down.. It's about time you ran out of "mixers" and time you embraced your manhood and pulled out a large squat barrel glass.. Go over to that secret cabinet by the sink where you have been hiding that Ardmore 30 Year Old Single Malt Scotch Whisky.. Pour about 3 oz in the glass.. Ignore the fact that your kids are screaming, the wife just found about the barmaid you are seeing, Inhale the wonderful scent of it and drink it without a mixer... See? Much better now!  (This has been a message from The Reverend Swampy) |
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Post by chudz on Jul 14, 2011 0:34:06 GMT -6
You know, I'm sensing a rockin' form of Dear Abby fermenting here, hehe. So in that line of thought:
Dear Revered, Reverend Swampy,
If my first cousin Shelly is totally hot, does it make it okay that we was doin' moochas' smoochin' at the family reunion?
Modified to add Reverend. Gotta give respect where it's due.
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swampy
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Post by swampy on Jul 14, 2011 2:39:08 GMT -6
You know, I'm sensing a rockin' form of Dear Abby fermenting here, hehe. So in that line of thought: Dear Revered, Reverend Swampy, If my first cousin Shelly is totally hot, does it make it okay that we was doin' moochas' smoochin' at the family reunion? Modified to add Reverend. Gotta give respect where it's due. Only if you live in the fine State of Louisiana.. Remember this is where the old Rocker--Jerry Lee Lewis - married his first cousin when she was 13!  (This has been a message from The Reverend Swampy) |
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